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Amanda
Life... is like a grapefruit
29 March 2009 @ 11:01 pm
- 02:04 @nayogarnen Sugar bush?? lol #
- 02:22 @owlex Its so bad that two generations from now kids will have midnight showings of it and dress up like the characters! #
- 02:57 I have to go to sleep!!!! #
- 10:39 @Ronald_one Like a good Canadian, she probably learned from Pierre Burton: tinyurl.com/2tdqt9 #
- 10:43 My friggin landlord called me at 10:30am on a Sunday and woke me up! I'm going to hvae to instigate a "Never before 11!" rule! #
- 10:43 My first sleep in day in a month. RUINED! *mew* #
- 12:29 Next day off I'm turning off my phone, computer, closing my blinds, and triple locking my door. This sucked!! #
- 13:34 "I just about had a horrible accident! And not the good kind like 'Alex Mack'!!" @TheRealMeredith #
- 13:34 @freemish Ohhhh maaa GAAAAWD! #
- 14:12 @avundiiaza Gah. Don't remind me of homework. #
- 14:15 @avundiiaza Nagger! lol #
- 15:23 There is nothing more satisfying than free lunch. #
- 15:32 @avundiiaza Kindergarten Cop is the shiz. I want to download it now. #
- 15:38 @nayogarnen I'm jealous. SUUUGAAA #
- 15:42 I'm so behind on work today. Stupid people waking me up, stupid landlord, stupid bf... free lunch was awesome though. #
- 17:28 @madgoat Did you get cornbread? #
- 17:28 My carpal tunnel is flaring up. *cries* #
- 17:28 Must be the rain. #
- 18:02 Would it be bad to have a quick nap?/ #
- 18:11 I've brought my computer in bed with me. This could end in a disaster/impromptu nap #
- 19:23 Last night on the bus there was this little girl playing peek-a-boo from inside her amauti and now I feel maternal and horomonal. #
- 19:40 @thesneeze King of Butts... Winner of Hearts... #
- 22:52 I got my mom on the phone! Finally! hah #
- 22:59 My back keeps spasming and I keep yelling. Sorry roommates and neighbours. #
27 March 2009 @ 11:00 pm
- 23:30 @avundiiaza I totally forgot it was on tonight. I'm a bad fan. #
- 23:35 @avundiiaza ahaha #
- 23:53 @avundiiaza You pickle pilferer!! #
- 01:38 @aceblade I was just spoiled for the newest episode of Supernatural and I can't keep it to myself: GHOSTFACERS!!! #
- 01:42 @cwalken I don't know if you are the real Walken or not, I just love reading tweets in your voice. #
- 01:52 I'm counting Dr. Pepper to get me through the night. #
- 02:04 I can't believe the LOUD SHENANIGANS going on outside. *shakes fist* "Shut up kids! I'm trying to work! Get off my lawn!" #
- 03:14 Robocock... lol. #
- 03:14 Goodnight #
- 10:53 Whenever I go to 'google reader' I think of Hugh Jackman. ("I haaaven't seeen 'The Reaaader'!!") haha #
- 12:15 @avundiiaza Oh god. I'm drinking Dr. Pepper. I LOVE IT! #
- 12:17 Just discovered @FakeSteveHarper via @Freemish #
- 13:06 @thekiko Gaaah! I didn't notice that!! #
- 13:11 @robcorddry What happened to you man? lol #
- 13:23 @nayogarnen Pete Doherty?? haha #
- 13:46 As suspected, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is a complete ho: tinyurl.com/dlttoq #
- 16:06 Watching a doc in my anthro class narrated by David Carradine!! There is also Napoleon Chagnon action! Best movie EVAR! (Its from 1983). #
- 16:57 @nayogarnen I don't know how to love him... *heart heart* #
26 March 2009 @ 11:01 pm
- 23:57 Yes!! Preliminary statistical report (eyestab) DONE! #
- 00:32 I'm out of ink again. Damnit... #
- 10:10 @madgoat It's a travesty!! #
- 14:19 @TheRealMeredith Haha, like with you or Doctor Who or someone. #
- 20:53 I'm sooo tired. Long day at work and now I have to write lots of HOMEYWORK. I think I want to nap and then stay up and write. #
- 21:20 @nayogarnen Oh my god!! #
- 22:20 @rustyrockets Actual tangible love would be a lot messier, Russ! #
- 22:21 @feliciaday My closet has that problem too. #
- 22:21 @rainnwilson Good man! #
- 22:22 @Porkfry I definetely had a Crunchie today! I forgot about your suffering. Oops. #
25 March 2009 @ 11:00 pm
- 23:36 @aceblade Gay love can pierce through the veil of death, and save the day!!! Trickster is kick ass too. "Does this taco taste funny to you?" #
- 23:37 @TheRealMeredith I knew you wanted a Gingembre... Also, I can't believe I wussed out after only THREE stinkin Dr. Pepper!! #
- 23:37 @avundiiaza Everybody does... :( :( #
- 23:38 @NabweeklyCanada When you say "boom" I think of this... Boom Boom! tinyurl.com/d5skum #
- 00:05 @ThatKevinSmith Vomit in a "too much exercise" way or vomit in an bulimic way? Neither is good news. #
- 00:09 Popular Ottawa restaurant: I saw a cook walk out of the bathroom and into the kitchen with his GIANT PENIS hanging out of his pants. #
- 00:09 I wish I was joking. It had to be intentional right? I'm so traumatized. It was like a geoduck!!! #
- 00:10 P.S. Geoduck = tinyurl.com/5fxzzj #
- 00:21 Today I had to transfer money between bank accounts. I did it over the phone. I was transfered to the transfer department. That made my day. #
- 00:24 @VaginaDrum What is that from? Fantastic! #
- 01:36 Oh god. Crunching so many numbers!! STATISTICS BOOOO #
- 01:55 @Porkfry Sponge toffee with chocolate = YES SIR #
- 02:01 @Porkfry Did I lure you with honeycomb toffee submerged in sweet sweet cadbury milk chocolate?? #
- 02:18 Why is being an anthropologist so awesome? STATISTICAL ANALYSIS REPORTS!! (Kidding, I want to stab my eyes with data.) #
- 02:29 Instead of doing my work I made my twitter avatar (twittertar?) BITCHIN. Here is the giant version: tinyurl.com/ddrvjf #
- 02:37 @Porkfry Ping pong always sounds like a good idea until it gets junior-rodeo real... tinyurl.com/cf9zyv #
- 03:09 @owlex I know the feeling. D: Scented handsoap to the rescue? #
- 03:10 Oh god. I have to sleep. Reading statistics all night... Want to go on paperless, wordless, textless, vacation. #
- 03:32 @owlex Castle is slightly horrible but Nate the Great is worth the free download. haha. Download the first 2 episodes and see. #
- 03:32 Giving up. Going to sleep. I love you all twitterettes. #
- 10:53 Only slept 3 hours. Woke up, couldn't function, went back for 2ish hours. 5 hours is a functional amount of sleep but I still feel icky. #
- 11:43 @perezhilton Stop being a douche. #
- 13:43 @BillSchulz I really couldn't hate anybody more than I hate you right now. You are an ignorant, spiteful imbecile. Read a fucking book. #
- 15:40 RT: @feliciaday: Where the Wild Things Are Trailer! is.gd/oVAE Thxx Omer OMG looks like fun! #
- 15:41 @razorsandvines haikushmaiku.blogspot.com/ #
- 15:42 I said I was going to ignore Twitter, but I just got my paper and this alarmed me: tinyurl.com/cghvqg #
- 16:04 @madgoat I've read too much dystopian fiction to see this as a good thing. If Huxley was prophetic I'm afraid maybe Orwell was too. #
- 16:11 @madgoat @BeatUpRoadSign Orwellian dystopias, zombies, robots.... fascinating but I wouldn't want them in my future. Well, maybe robots... #
- 16:21 @mikekujawski Wasn't that a joke? #
- 16:50 @thesneeze DITTO! I sense that it will inspire ensemble family Halloween costumes this fall. #
- 20:20 "You can change your relationship status to 'not complicated' now..." Ohhh Joel. You are the silliest boy I know. #
24 March 2009 @ 11:01 pm
- 23:23 @avundiiaza What's sad is the university is going to incinerate it in 5 years. haha #
- 23:33 If I get published: I want my personal copies to be filled with signatures from all my friends like a yearbook at the time of publication. #
- 23:54 I have a small twitter penis... www.epenis.nl/ #
- 00:26 @perezhilton DRUNK AGAIN. Way to turn into the Lohan you loathe/love so much... #
- 00:32 @avundiiaza I'd hit it!! #
- 01:28 @RobinWalker So I will follow them or because I know them personally. Hopefully they continue to follow me bc they find me interesting. #
- 03:52 WHY AM I STILL AWAKE? #
- 11:01 @aceblade Which Ghostfacers episode are you on? #
- 11:02 I'm an $810 idiot. The person showing me the apt said "MAY 1ST" repeatedly. Then I sped read through the lease. It said "APRIL 1ST" [FML] #
- 11:19 Nevermind people! Landlord is super nice. I'm stupid. Changed lease to say "May 1st" #
- 14:54 I want to see Monsters vs Aliens 3D this Friday!! #
- 15:07 I want the NASA sat. to be called "Serenity". I find much more merit in Firefly than in the Colbert Report. Dude already has a f'ing eagle. #
- 15:15 @TheRealMeredith totally never watched BLOSSOM in the 90s!!! #
- 15:21 @eddieizzard Its 3:21PM in Ottawa, Canada and I'm sitting in a sunfilled lecture hall... twittering. #
- 19:34 In a meeting!!!! BOo urns #
23 March 2009 @ 11:00 pm
- 00:39 Could I be a "geek" on "Beauty & the Geek*?? #
- 00:39 @madgoat AMEN SIR!! #
- 02:51 Goodnight gents- its been a pleasure! *Plays cello until eyeballs deep in Atlantic Ocean* #
- 08:29 Waiting to hear about my lease guysssss!!! #
- 08:35 @madgoat I could dieeeee! #
- 08:59 @madgoat Its just so exciting! haha #
- 10:17 Why is the a/c on in this room? WHY?? (P.S. I'm in class.) #
- 10:58 My ex/future boyfriend IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!! #
- 11:41 @TheRealMeredith I'm sorry. He is such a pain in the ass... #
- 12:30 I signed my lease! I have a place for May 1st! Finally! Thank you Doctor Who/Morgan Freeman/GOD!!! #
- 12:37 @madgoat Just wait until the before/after renovation pictures begin!! #
- 12:38 @avundiiaza Oh god. Laura is a sociopath!! #
- 12:38 @silverwyd She doesn't have twitter does she??? #
- 12:39 I know none of you like my ex/future bf, but he is probably going to be in town April 8-13th to get stuff/look for work. Then to Labrador. #
- 12:40 P.S. I'm def. planning to withhold sex. #
- 12:48 Stills from the "Where the Wild Things Are" movie!! tinyurl.com/cmolpu Looks beautiful, but I'm doubtful. Seven sentences = movie?? #
- 18:55 @avundiiaza twitpic.com/2e16w - I love it! A wonderful addition! #
- 19:13 @avundiiaza When doesn't it hurt a lot?? #
- 19:18 @owlex Especially when that particular loaf is lemon poppyseed or something equally scrumcious. AMIRIGHT?? lol #
22 March 2009 @ 11:00 pm
- 23:40 @avundiiaza PLANETARY! #
- 00:11 @aceblade I'm at work still. I'll be working until Sunday!! #
- 02:32 I'm home!! Finally! P.S. Happy Sunday. Its snowing! #
- 02:34 @theellenshow twitpic.com/2cepq - I always imagine livestock are constantly doing musical theatre. Thanks Disney. haha #
- 03:52 @RobinWalker Mayberry is essentially a pastey sausagefest. #
- 03:53 My neighbours are smoking pot and its giving me a migraine... I can't wait to move. #
- 03:57 Cute guy! Scary feet. (I hate feet). tinyurl.com/dk4a7g Good night twitterverse. I'm going to take codeine and sleep.... #
- 11:54 @avundiiaza Okay!!! Is it something hard? #
- 12:23 @rainnwilson I love kids music that is unpatronizing!! #
- 12:28 Toaster plays SNES games but doesn't make toast? tinyurl.com/dj3a2n Why can't all consoles look like kitchen appliances!!?? #
- 14:09 @RobinWalker Pupppyyyy! I miss my dog so much. Had to leave him with my parents in the country where he can roam. #
- 14:13 @RobinWalker Haha this is true. That's pretty much what I do. Give your pup a big hug from us doggy grandmothers though. #
- 14:34 "With all the unrest in the world, I don't think anybody should have a yacht that sleeps more than twelve!!" Guess the movie that's from! #
- 15:06 @avundiiaza Regency Maxis-Match at MTS2!! tinyurl.com/cf8z89 #
- 15:55 twitpic.com/2cty9 - I have the chunkiest cats EVER! Seriously, look at this!! #
- 21:33 Researching Umbanda! Woot! #
21 March 2009 @ 11:00 pm
- 23:28 I have a ringpop!! It's awesome!! #
- 23:31 @madgoat Mint chocolate twirl!! #
- 23:37 @madgoat I got it at sugar mountain a week ago. Cutting edge!! #
- 11:51 Sleeping in THIS late is never as fufilling and relaxing as I'd like. #
- 12:11 Thomas Foley at askmen.com is a disgusting pig. #
- 12:12 @perezhilton You've been hungover a lot. Seems like you're slowly turning into her but a lot smugger and chubbier. #
- 15:16 @avundiiaza We have AA shirts at my work too. It sucks. The women's XL is a regular store's M... They are all too short too. I hate it. #
- 15:23 @avundiiaza Yeah, the women's sizing is RIDICULOUS. I have to wear a long tank under a t shirt. It will suck in the summer. #
- 19:35 @avundiiaza DRATS #
- 19:48 I miss my Jelly Bean bowl... *mew mew* #
- 20:15 Sudddenlyyyy Seeeeeymouuuuur! #
- 20:16 @TheRealMeredith I MISS YOU LADY! #
- 20:20 @TheRealMeredith Is it continually cutting out like a beeyatch? #
- 20:25 There is a woman with crazy cameltoe in this lobby. I can't handle it. PICK THAT WOMAN! #
- 20:27 @TheRealMeredith Haha. My parents are coming April 18th/19th to help me pack and dad is taking it down. :( #
- 20:33 @TheRealMeredith ME TOO!!! 14th, 16th and 17th #
- 20:36 @TheRealMeredith HIGH FIVE #
- 21:08 @mikekujawski Jealous! I work until 2am... #
- 21:41 Just attacked by rabid tweens when I said I didn`t like Twatlight! #
- 21:46 @trent_reznor Closer to God just came on the radio! Love you TrentyPoo!! #
- 22:12 @avundiiaza REPLY TO THIS TWEET! We'll soon know the TRUTH! #
- 22:18 @avundiiaza Thar she blows!!! #
- 22:22 @NabweeklyCanada And knee slap! #
- 22:23 @NabweeklyCanada I love Heart! My sister and I wanted to start a tribute act but we suck musically. #
- 22:24 @madgoat twitpic.com/2c3uq - I don't know but Pixar is going to go nuts putting it at the centre of a movie! #
- 22:33 twitpic.com/2c8kk - Testing the awesome awesome decay/crack brush! (Can be found here: tinyurl.com/dhphl9 #
- 22:33 @whywouldistop Who's butt did it squeeze out of? #
- 22:47 @whywouldistop Those little raptors that love hotdogs from Jurassic Park!!!!!???? *SHOOOT HEEEEERRR* #
- 22:49 @NabweeklyCanada I wish they had songs on Singstar. I know they have Guitar Hero songs. #
- 22:52 twitpic.com/2c9ad - This is a test of the eyelash brush. I've heavily eyelashed several people I know. It's tooo fun!! This is th ... #
- 22:53 @whywouldistop Subservient Chicken!! I forgot that poor thing existed. I think Sub Chicken spawned with tinyurl.com/dgm7mm #
20 March 2009 @ 11:00 pm
- 01:05 @avundiiaza I have to admit, I wasn't a huge fan of that episode. Also, can't they have ONE black guy who's good? Seriously... #
- 07:59 Brrr! It's cold again! I guess I'm thankful for the sun. (On Wednesday it was +13 and now its -13... So crazy.) #
- 11:07 I am so addicted to orange juice!! The sugar is probably killing my teeth but its SO DARN GOOD! #
- 13:00 I THINK I FOUND AN APARTMENT! #
- 13:18 @james_gunn Oh no! Feel better soon pup! #
- 14:03 Please Doctor Who/God/Morgan Freeman... PLEASE! I need this apartment! #
- 15:50 I GOT THE APARTMENT!!! Signing the lease tomorrow!!!!! #
- 17:09 @avundiiaza She JUST got iTunes? oh boy. #
